"Hey, careful! I'd planned on eating that later on."
A dog owner swung her legs over the side of the bed one morning only to step on something that felt very odd. The dog had gone to the kitchen counter in the middle of the night and helped himself to a bag of bagels and a loaf of raisin bread. He ate all of the bagels and then carried the bread back to his bed in case he got hungry again.
"I'm going to have to give you a ticket little lady as I'm sure you're too young to have a driver's license."
Anytime I left her in the car, my late Standard Poodle April used to get in the driver's seat. Once when I was pumping fuel at a gas station, a city policeman drove in next to us. The officer got out of his car and, upon seeing April sitting in the driver's seat, came over and made the comment that is the caption for this cartoon. (It's nice to know that our officers in blue have a sense of humor!)
"Who demolished that toy? Was it you?"
When Jyah acquires a new stuffed toy, his favorite thing to do is to work on it until he gets the squeaker out. I usually don't find out about this until after the fact since he takes the toy into another room and it's only later that I discover the eviscerated toy.
Anytime I let the dogs lick the remains in a bowl or plate, I always have to let Jyah eat his share first because as soon as Sydney's rapid-fire tongue is in the bowl, the contents rapidly disappear. Her attitude is, "I so deserve to have ALL of this."
"Slurp, slurp, snarf, gobble ~~"